nerd syndrome

A disease that stems from too much time at the computer, playing starcraft and other nerdy things.

Symptoms: Thick glasses, crooked nose, not leaving your room, getting below a 90% and panicking, having no friends, spending all your time on shit that doesn't matter, and having no fashion sense.

Adam Kirsh has MAD nerd syndrome.

by matt February 10, 2004

niall syndrome

when you cant get your words out properly and end up speaking like a retard

Jon: do you all know when your tasks have to be in?
Adam: when do we have to ask in task 2?
Jon: damn it adam, youv'e got niall syndrome

by jebastie January 22, 2009

Jew Syndrome

A condition attained when one acts in the sterotypical manner of a member of the Jewish religion or Judaism.

Guy1: Robby has been awfully stingy with his money lately, he wouldn't even lend me a dollar!

Guy2: He must be suffering from a case of Jew Syndrome

by emokidd July 26, 2008

Trademarkism Syndrome

is a known internet-mobile fling of people trying to get anointed for some "things" they ought to create over the net or via text messages. A primordial dilemma to oversee an unknown assault to self-esteem. People having these trait that went to a blissful syndrome have blank piece of self-esteem, trying to conjure a trademark which has gone mundane.

Trademarkism syndrome includes people who create symbols and tag a trade over them, so that they will be able to boost their low-class esteem to something more reasonable dilemma which for them is neither wrong or erroneous. Jejemon typing.

by pircano April 23, 2010

Pop'N'Lock Syndrome

A disorder that causes you to pop and lock uncontrollably.

Pop'N'Lock Syndrome is like Tourette's Syndrome, only for dancing.

by PrimoVictoria August 19, 2010

Sister Syndrome

... is when a guy and a girl are very good friends, and extremely close, spending most of their time together. Eventually, the girl says "I think I love you", or in some way tries to make the relationship a physical one, and the guy simply doesn't feel about her that way, because he "Thinks of her as a sister."

Hence: The Sister Syndrome

Girl: Listen, Guy, I think I want to make our relationship between us a romantic one, I want to be more than just friends.

Guy: Ew! Sorry hun, I think we've got a case of Sister Syndrome!

by Russell Bishop May 24, 2007

Marco Syndrome

To be very sensitive and react in a angrly manner when others are poking fun at you in a jokingly and unhurtful way. To play Marco Polo and get upset when no one responds to your Marco

We were just teasing and messing with the guy and all of a sudden he got all Marco Syndrome on us.

by demoniablo June 11, 2014