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Simp

Something I am, but something you are not allowed to be. Because two simps wont work in a relationship 🥰🔫
Me: uwu i wuvvvv you
You: UwU i wuv you tooooz
Me: no

Never be a simp
by Hehe im de simp February 7, 2021
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Simp

Someone (boy or girl) who finds someone attractive whether physically or emotionally (usually both) and thus, fangirls/fanboys over that person (to their friends or to the person).
Jack is such a simp, he’s always talking about Brianna.
by FishBerry August 1, 2022
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Simp

A word hololive fans take pride on, apparently
"Who do I simp for? I simp for everyone"
by bakusgarbagedumpofknowledge January 4, 2021
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Simp

Kou is a simp for mitsuba. He falls for mitsuba yet can’t have sex with him because they’re both 14.

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(Two characters from an anime- Hanako Kun toilet bound)
“Mitsuba-kun! I-...I am a simp for you! Please be very gay with me and show we’re both straight so no one thinks we’re dating!”
by Rainbow toffee March 3, 2020
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Simp

A guy in desperate need of sum puss. Generally a guy who wants to tell a girl he likes her, but instead he just watches other, most likely “cool” guys bang dat shawty. Most commonly, a guy named Andrew
-wassup Andrew, u asked her out on prom yet?
-No I’ma speak wiz her after. I will definitely feel more confident by then...
-Omg you a simp
by DatBoyPlayboy July 29, 2020
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Simp Capture

The psychological or practical state of expectation to be successful in convincing another person (usually seen as somehow inferior or exploitable) to have a task completed for you, usually by means of charm, coercion, baiting, promising a particular desired reciprocation, or to be able to exercise a particular privilege. It is rarely acknowledged and usually expected to not be seen as morally or ethically inappropriate or unacceptable, and may or may not cause one psychological distress depending on a real or expected outcome of success, the person’s own moral or ethical awareness, social normalization of the action of simp capture, or real or perceived perception of personal ineffectiveness in doing the desired action themselves.
Dude knows the ladies fall all over him and he expects to treat them however he wants or to get whatever he wants from them. He’s simp captured and doesn’t even know it!
by Jamesy801 June 19, 2024
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Simp

1. Another way to say crush
2. A person who overly desires another person who is probably not worth it
3. A "crush" that's closer to lust or kin for a celebrity or fictional character
1. I'm simping so hard for Bailey

2. I bought Donna so many things for Valentine's Day.

Dude you guys aren't together. You're just being a simp.

3. I simp for Nagito Komaeda and Miley Cryus.
by WhAt'S yOuR hAnDlE????? January 26, 2022
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