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ass puppet

Ass puppet

(One who is not at all real)

Someone who trys to subtlety convince other or perspective friends what the subjecyt is about and why they should avoid or not get involved

Someone(s) that are considered in decisions and count for uses (ghosts) but especially annoying rude (over)politically correct and some how not relavent and possibly dont exist

a body that assert there personal views while stepping/burning evey one else

authority (especially im just following orders)

One who is assumes the role of dictating to others based on commonplace or personal taboo

"Trapped amongst the ass puppets"

"My Xgf had a baby a year after she called me while out of town to inform me she had her career to think about and she was haveing an abortion her and my buddy are happy together and doing well.
Ass puppet Ass Other Eye candy fake
by jean3306 November 9, 2013
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yes puppy

A person who does everything someone else tells them

In a guy it sound like they are either weak or whipped
Hey are you going to the movie tonight?

Do you want me to?

Face palm I asked you not myself stop being a yes puppy
by Cooliothecat December 20, 2013
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maximum puppis

Maximum puppis is where you take a big dump. Also known as a big crap.
Person 1: Dang I gotta go take a crap.

Person 2: A maximum puppis?

Person 1: What?

Person 2: A big crap?

Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!
by AWESOMENESS567 January 1, 2014
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Human Puppet

When you insert you whole arm (shoulder deep) into the anus or vagina
Carl: Want to do human puppet?
Jess: Yeah sure
by lololwords12 September 29, 2014
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Human Puppet

When you insert you whole arm (shoulder deep) into the anus or vagina
Carl: Want to do human puppet?
Jess: Yeah sure
by lololwords12 September 29, 2014
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munchy puppy

The act of filling a girls vagina with peanut butter and letting a day lick it out. Usually done with a dog who hasn't eaten in a day or two. This can be done with Nutella and marshmallow whip too.
Man, I was so tired last time I have my girl a munchy puppy. She never even knew I wasn't doing it.
by Dr.Doctors March 27, 2015
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hurt puppy syndrome

One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.
Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.
by Jiggle lo April 15, 2015
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