Skip to main content

pulling an asif

When an individual disappears from public life entirely for days on end, fails to reply to modern communication devices and is akin to a wizard in his ability to go unseen.

Usually has some bs excuse for the disappearing act.
dude1: have u seen jon at all lately?
dude2: no man he is pulling an asif, no sight of him.

dudette1: hey you been pulling an asif these past few days!
dudette2: girl, i been so busy with work and school...
dudette1: i thought you got fired?
dudette2: ...
by thejumperup26 October 15, 2010
mugGet the pulling an asif mug.

pull a Sabrina

A term used when one is about to eat a truckload of food. Usually ended with a vicious and loud fart.
I'm gonna pull a Sabrina and hop into mcd, kfc, subway, and finish it off with a gallon of hot chocolate.
by BMEHungary December 15, 2009
mugGet the pull a Sabrina mug.

pulling an oliver

more specifically to act in a sexual manner with another person in a public place where kids are present
I wasn't pulling an oliver during a early afternoon showing of Enchanted sitting right in front of small children!
mugGet the pulling an oliver mug.

Pulled a Nick

leaving an IM conversation without letting anyone else know you are going
"I cannot believe that Courtney just pulled a Nick and left us."
by Silly Lily P December 22, 2008
mugGet the Pulled a Nick mug.

Pull slide

To quit work in the publicity seeking manner of former JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater that leads to possible jail time, book deals and comedy show contracts.

Following an argument Slater cursed out a passenger over the loud speaker, grabbed two beers, opened the emergency exit, slid down the inflatable slide and walked out of Kennedy Airport before being arrested at his home in Far Rockaway, Queens on Monday August 9th.
Mrs. Smith had had enough of her verbally abusive, cokehead boss, took her clothes off, defecated on his desk and ran around the office naked until security came to arrest her. In other words she decided to pull slide.
by AYYFRON August 12, 2010
mugGet the Pull slide mug.

pulling a gabi

I don't know why she's taking forever in that San Francisco public restroom, but she's probably pulling a gabi in there.
by naia123 April 18, 2011
mugGet the pulling a gabi mug.

Pull me

Similar to blow me it is a way to say "go fuck yourself" while recomending the person gives you a hand job, hence the pullilng of the penis.
Andy: Dude, I fucked your mom last night!
Toby: Pull me!
by Hippy Monkey June 28, 2006
mugGet the Pull me mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email