Pirate Patch

When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.

"My husband gave me a Pirate Patch for Halloween. Wasn't quite what i was expecting...."

by autisticpirate October 12, 2025

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pulling a pirate software

The acting on stream of looking up the solution to a puzzle in a video game and then pretending you solved it yourself

Man, DSP totally was pulling a pirate software in that color puzzle in tormented souls 2 yesterday

by Gooncaveman November 2, 2025

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Butt pirate

When a football team (who are the pirates) win a game and they like it up the butt to eachother on their bus to each game that is away.

The butt pirate likes a lot of men in the same bus.

by Shaddicks November 8, 2025

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When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”

I laughed so much last night after Pirate Wanking Suzie

by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025

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Eyeball Pirates

- A business or person who engages in walled garden business models that deny users the ability to link to and follow content outside of the walled garden.

- A form of brute force attention capture and retention

Instagram is nothing but an eyeball pirates operation.

Eyeball pirates are the worst doom scroll source.

by jcjnyc2 February 25, 2025

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