Pirate Santa

When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.

Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.

by Iberolin November 26, 2019

The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.

"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."

by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024

butt pirate

Someone who goes full sail at the sight of booty. Can be used as straight or gay, depending on context.

Jimmy is such a butt pirate! He's always gazing onto football players.

by somedude149 May 27, 2014

24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct

When you text someone in uncharted territory they must be given a full 24 hours to respond before calling them to confirm the contents of the text message(s).

"I texted her yesterday but she hasn't responded."
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"

by 5MORK December 29, 2023

Pirate Whore

An insufferable, cum-guzzling demon woman who will deprive you of all wealth, happiness and prosperity. She resides in the shit-covered caverns of Whore Island.

Ugh, she actually stole your money? What a pirate whore.

by frogkingdadinlaw September 4, 2023

captain pirate hose

A discord moderator with no opinion.

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.

by Notamon October 9, 2021

Pirate Value

Anything of or relating to a larger, more preferable hind end quarters; A large hiney.

Pirates like loot or what they call, "booty".

"Dude, check out that chick!"

"Nice!"

"Tcha. She's got some pirate value..."

by Laneus August 23, 2009