Piss and Fleas

A vagina that stinks of piss and fleas because of its its aging sagging appearance and repulsive odor.

Scenario: 'on a train with some old lady sitting opposite you'

You are talking to a friend next to you and you are discussing vagina then you say:

'Take this old bitch, she hasn't had her wrinkly whatsit touched in years! probably stinks of Piss and Fleas!!'

by siduck August 13, 2009

Piss pipe

The male urination organ

I guess he had to go real bad....he whipped out his piss pipe and urinated right on the lawn.

by flabeach April 9, 2011

Piss Flops

Flips Flops you wear while showering because you know someone has just pissed all over the shower floor.

Jorge, you better put on some piss flops before you shower 'cause I just pissed in there!

by Big Smoothie October 17, 2010

Piss Bubble

A caustic harpy who presents with a companionable persona.

Ann Coulter is a piss bubble.

by Jay Bigman November 9, 2008

pissed blind

extremely angry, to the point where you are no longer yourself

when i saw that kid scratching the paint on my car door, i got pissed blind and smashed his face into the fender.

by rip van finkel October 8, 2008

Breakfast Piss

The first piss you do on a morning

omg it's like 7am and i need such a big breakfast piss!

by kjdhkgdhkgdkhf December 30, 2008

fag pissed

Fag Pissed: a verb
Getting mad in a way that the person sounds like a teen, middle aged or grown men/women sounds like a baby throwing fits over simple things. Commonly used abbv. Spaz

Man TJ, when you told Spencer that his woman was promoted to "dick seargent", he totally got fag pissed at you!

by iowa thundercock February 10, 2009