blue money phone

A large stack of 100 dollar bills with a blue band around it that is used as a pretend phone

1: where were you last night
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.

by Count Orlok February 14, 2024

Phone-phobic

Person who hates and is against the usage of a phones and basically any type of electronic device. More specifically most old people.

Man, I swear that this guy is actually Phone-phobic, he keeps telling me the Phone is a disease

by ForbiddenTaco April 7, 2022

Phone

What a fucking retard you are if you are asking your phone that... :)

What a PHONE

by higytuhyuyf June 16, 2019

doo doo phone

A phone that's so lame, not even average class citizens use these types of phones.

Guy: Check out my phone! I just got it.
Guy 2: What can it do?
Guy: Well...I can only make calls.
Guy 2: No texts, no internet, no music, no etc?
Guy: Only calls.
Guy 2: Man, you got a doo doo phone! Nobody has those anymore.

by Real World May 11, 2016

phoned out

To check your phone compulsively and without necessity

jeez, i can't stand being around mandy irl. tried to talk to her for 5 minutes and she phoned out on me twice!

by sisyphussisyphus April 22, 2018

Phone stalking

The act of staring at your phone, relentlessly, hoping that it will ring. Generally, phone stalkers are hoping a SPECIFIC person will call, not just any random person. Other symptoms of phone stalking include: checking that the battery is charged, making sure the ringer is on loud enough to be heard and making random calls to your friends to make sure your service is still active.

A: Man, stop looking at your phone...
B: Shut it, I am just making sure its on in case {name} calls.
A: STOP phone stalking,. She'll call when she wants to. LAME.

by dcgrl September 24, 2011

phone bone

Phone sex

I just got phone boned...huh.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019