Dutch Hearse

Dutch Hearse: To smoke cigars in an enclosed motor vehicle, for the purpose of depreciating the value of said vehicle.

We bought cigars and broke into his car and used it as a Dutch Hearse.

by RageFang May 10, 2018

The Dutch God

Mikkey Miller is the Dutch God of getting fucked up

Thank the Dutch God for everything that is good in life

by Mikkeymillerisgod February 2, 2021

Dutch

A extra large penis size classification.

Cocks come in all sizes: micro, small, average, large, extra-large, and Dutch.

by depthvortex January 25, 2021

Dutch-Irish Eggs

Fake egg variety, brainchild of Koshal Md.

Dutch-Irish Eggs are not real and are made up. They do not even exist in Pennsylvania

by pokuyt March 20, 2021

Dutch Toaster

When you fart in someone’s hoody and throw there hood up and tie it

I Dutch toastered that guy

by N8tertot October 13, 2020

Dutch Clutching

Imagine two girls one cup... but with apple pie.

Man, she was Dutch clutching last night...

by McLame July 30, 2020

Dutch language

The most ooga booga caveman language to exist.
Inbetween the line of English and German, it's been called "A drunk German trying to speak English"
You can someone understand it but not really.

"geef me een klap papa"
"bro the Dutch language be goofy ahh hell 😭😭"

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023