Paladino Eyes

When someone has deep, dark bags under their eyes, as if they haven't slept in three years. Usually a sign of mild insanity. Named after New York gubernatorial candidate and businessman Carl Paladino.

Girl 1: "He seems cute, you two should go out."
Girl 2: "No way! He has Paladino eyes, and you know what that means."

by Majic-Man October 21, 2010

dink eye

a person's eye that looks north , east, south, or west, while the other eye looks at you

i can't talk to lincoln, that dink eye blows me away.

by johnnyfishboy November 16, 2007

Silver eye

When you buy a prostitute and pay her in all change.

Last night I went silver eyeing

by Andrew w Larson September 2, 2013

four eyes

a derogatory term for people with glasses

Person: You wear glasses, fucking four eyes!

by I am a real person December 20, 2019

wank eye

a severly boss eyed person with what looks like the abillity of a 270 degree field of vision, almost chameleon like.

have you seen the state of his wank eyes he can see behind himself bonk eye boss eyed

by cidermart February 16, 2009

eyes left

When Seibert calls eyes left while walking out to formation only to discover that it is in fact Lucas, and is permanently endowed to endless ridicule; for use when a completely "bag it bitch" walks by and your dumbass friend checks the skanky dyke out.

"mmmmmfph! Eyes left!"
"dude, thats that dyke"
"oh god"

by Cynical Bastard March 30, 2005

Whispering Eye

Slang for "vagina".

That girl's whispering eye stunk like a salmon that laid out all day in the sun on a hot July ay.

by Hobart Homies March 27, 2009