Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters"

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit01 September 18, 2021

West Virginia Mud Flap

When your having sex doggystyle and the girl explosive diarrheas on the man's testicles.

"Did you hear what happened to Josh? Melissa gave him a West Virginia Mud Flap"

by Noremak072 July 31, 2021

mud jackin

When you stick your penis in a women's anus then pull out and jack it onto her back. Then hit that ass with your fist as hard as possible.

Last nite I mud jackin a random, ran a 4.2 forty out the door. Greatest nite of my life. West side.

by Mud jacker May 10, 2017

Mud

The morning cup of coffee you have before you get on the boat. No decaf bullshit

Boys the boat leaves in 5 minutes, grab some mud and lets go move these apex tables.

by Besterboi June 13, 2019

Colorado Mud Trumpet

When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.

Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"

by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024

Pluff mud

The inability to speculate what it was you ate from looking at the newly laid poop in the toilet bowl.

After the boys went barhopping together last night, John knew he had eaten something off the sports bar menu but couldn't tell what that was from his pluff mud he just dropped at the gas station on the way into work the next day.

by Turkeybutt1 August 10, 2023

mississippi mud boot

Foot in Anus.

I can't sick down because I got Mississippi mud boot last night at the Trump rally.

by poopNow July 11, 2016