Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--
by Trump-is-gay November 01, 2020
by MayoDaPotato January 22, 2025
Matthew is very stupid but smarter than Ryan. The only game hes good at is PePePooPoo check. He also LOVES MACKENSE
by Rhinothealbino69420 August 20, 2020
Silly dude that might try to kiss his best friends little sister. Has a fun personality but sometimes says weird things. A weirdo for sure but has a sweet heart.
Matthew is weird
by hollaatme April 18, 2020
by kalmista April 02, 2019
is very good guy plays fortnite and some girl named ashley likes him matthew is very fast and has over 50 wins he is very cool so ladies go crazy
#Matthew
by i have your booty January 14, 2019