Matthew

A bi polar kid who’s sexist who also try’s hard :)

Matthew is a lunatic

by spittin facts doe May 19, 2020

Matthew

He looks a bit like Justin Bieber, but don't worry, he's great crack. If you ever get into trouble, just say you're his friend, he'll defend you, more or less. Totally recommend getting completely plastered with him. He's also a Lyne

Damn Matthew you're gone!
I don't know what the f*ck you're talking about

by Bigdaddyissues January 17, 2021

Matthew Statham

A complete biscuit

Matthew Statham is a complete biscuit

by Fuckwhit123 February 27, 2021

Matthew

matthew is a person who can be a dick at times, but many times can be helpful and a wholesome human being

josh: hi matthew!

matthew: sup josh, i hope you have a nice day

by some guy, probably named matt October 27, 2019

Matthew Wilson

Matthew Wilson is a silly blobby boy. He has been struggling to come out as Mr. Blobby for a long time, and has been seen watching Blobby XXX in his room. Everybody has a responsibility to ensure that Matthew feels safe and can come out in his own time.

Matthew Wilson you silly blobby boy, you silly blobby boy

by Blobby Master October 7, 2021

Matthew Haydon

Thick af, bowl cut, prob gay and has a massive cultural dot on his forehead

Matthew Haydon is pretty bad at 2k

by C men October 1, 2020

The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely mate, wouldn't miss it for the world!

Narrator: This was a lie. Matthew had no intention of ever attending the party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019