Fart Kiss

When kissing someone one person puts their tongue into the other's mouth, making sure there are no gaps between eachother's lips, and blows into their mouth whilst using your tongue (as if blowing a raspberry) to make a farting noise.

*wants to surprise gf/bf*

*gives fart kiss*

*both laugh in hysterics at ridiculous noise coming from mouths*

by SG94 October 3, 2012

Elephant Kiss

When two people rub their butts (trunks) together. Like a butterfly kiss, but with your butt

Cmon over here and give me that elephant kiss

by gmbrakr September 3, 2020

Maryland Kiss

When a driver bumps into your car at low speed. Very common in Maryland, where poor driving is the norm.

I was stopped at a red light and this idiot gave me a Maryland Kiss. I didn't even HAVE to look at the plates to tell where he was from.

by Paddington Beard November 7, 2011

Grandma Kiss

When two people rub their prolapsed assholes together. The flaccid rigidity, moistened surface, and sparse hair outline resembles kissing grandma on the lips. An extreme form of anal tribbing.

I've got a pink sock, lets grandma kiss.

by FloppyNiggerDick February 5, 2009

Brazilian Kiss

See: Australian Kiss.
The same as the Australian Kiss but you rip out all of her pubic hair first.

I would love to give that girl a Brazilian Kiss

by gymincognito April 20, 2009

Okinawan Kiss

An Okinawan Kiss is another term for blow job because all the girls from Okinawa are sluts and whores.

That slut gave me an Okinawan Kiss last night, and then swallowed! That dirty whore!

by Dirty RT August 26, 2010

first kiss

only kiss you dont forget and your not drunk when you do it

when you put the smack down on a pretty lady and your dick is harder than when you saw your friends mom naked

by theshit March 2, 2004