dutch trooper

When a girl is giving you head under the covers and farts but doesn't stop, effectively dutch ovening herself and being a trooper about it.

Dude she was such a dutch trooper, she wasn't feeling well and kept going and even contained the stench.

by Iboji December 11, 2017

dutch german

Livingston inhabitant with a German appearance, but Dutch tongue. Dutch Germans tend to have long beards which hide subtle emotional leakage.

Oh my word! That Dutch German next door was looking at Crake!

by Will Dillan May 27, 2017

Dutch Toast

A breakfast dish where slices of bread are dipped into a bowl of cum which are then fried in a pan

Mom: “Harold, I’m thinking of making some dutch toast for breakfast.”

Harold: “Sounds good, Mom! Just give a bowl to cum in!”

by anthony queso June 2, 2022

dutch pickle

Traditional Netherlander method of preserving the penis of deceased husband in brine to be used by the wife in perpetuity. First usage dates to late 16th century Amsterdam.

"The Dutch pickle everything. Even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

Dutch Stuff

kinky, kinky warcrimes involving filthy, filthy, very bad things that only the most turbulently ill participate in. Even seasoned perverts and satan himself will not bat an eye toward such depravity. Think abusing the act of flatulence and fetishizing unholy acts of shitting violently, among other things that are simply too vile to put even on urbdic. The most bottomous point of the freakazoid iceburg, falling beneath even pedophilia, incest, and bestiality. Even the catholic church vomits at such atrocities. DO NOT TRY DUTCH STUFF. Attempting Dutch stuff will open a portal.

A guy on Reddit said he went septic after smashing a girl who was into Dutch stuff

by haveyouseenhim July 17, 2025

slippery dutch

Putting lubricant or jello into a Dutch bros child sized cup and masturbating with it. Commonly done by males occasionally done with women but putting lubricant on the outside and inserting into the vagina.

"Oh no this Dutch bros cup has lube inside... he must have used it for the slippery Dutch again"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

Dutch Anthem

A great anthem, worst nightmare for Formula 1 fans (Red Bull Racing fans are excluded).

non-F1 fan: I love the dutch anthem, there is a nice melody in it!
F1 fan: uhhhh hello? insane asylum? i have a crazy guy here that likes Max Verstappen.

by lacMC9 March 26, 2024