Dutch Kettle

Dutch kettle. When you fart in bed and put the covers over your partners head and they just stay there. Almost a dutch oven but without the struggling to get out.

I tried to dutch oven my girlfriend but she stayed there. She likes the dutch kettle

by Blowjob S&D October 18, 2018

Dutch pint

Half a pint of beer and half a pint of head.

I almost because fought the bartender because the cheap bastard poured me a Dutch pint.

by HowieJ February 17, 2024

Dutch Courgette

A recreational past time involving two friends, a courgette and some marijuana. You take the courgette and put a hole in it from top to bottom. Then you put a hole at the midpoint that intersects the first hole. Pack this hole full of marijuana. The first friend takes this courgette packed with pot and insert it in their arse hole. The second friend gets into position and lights the weed. To keep the weed burning the first friend occasionally farts to provide airflow as the second friend draws in a heady breath of THC and shit

Friend 1: Oh dude I just broke my bong
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette

by Flaming_Monkey March 11, 2022

dutch mushroom

Occurs when you pull your donger out of the poop-chute during anal, and only the tip is covered in shit.

I pulled out, looked down at my dick, and realised I had become the owner of freshly formed dutch mushroom.

by dootzero September 17, 2021

Auto-Dutch

When your sleeping in a sleeping bag and have bad gas your fart bellow past your face to escape the sleeping bag.

“That food gave me bad gas at camp last night. I was farting all night, every time I would move in my sleeping bag I would auto-Dutch and smell it.”

by RU4BN8 May 4, 2023

Dutch Nap

A nap that takes place before noon after waking up and working a taxing 30 minute shift. This would typically take place after going on an all night bender that would involve a combination or all of any of the following: cocaine, hookers, gambling, or consuming 15 plus alcoholic beverages.

Dutchie: I need a Dutch Nap before I come out to gamble on the Gnomes Rangers game.

Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.

Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.

Lohlogs: Die.

by Lognuts24 April 13, 2025

Dutch vote

Showing up to vote, but instead of voting, the person cranks out a rank fart and leaves the stench for the enjoyment of the next voter.

I didn't agree with any of the candidates so I just left a dutch vote.

by Hard Harry August 18, 2020