google problem

An embarrassing phrase or fact that comes up at the top of the search results when your name is Googled.

A fomer Congressman from PA has his name equated with, "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter somtimes associated with anal sex", when his name is entered into the Google search engine.

That dude has a google problem.

by vladdycat October 14, 2011

Google It, dude

A saying that's used when you don't want to give specific directions to a place that the person you're talking to.

Alex: "Where the hell is Clarkson park?"
Jake: *sigh* "Google It, dude."

by Thatonekidyouhate November 13, 2011

Google this

a stunning dish available at the pour kids cafe in malvern consisting of deep fried crumbed poached eggs, on a chorizo salad

wow got to go to the pour kids and have the google this

by gourmetfoodie November 29, 2011

Googlesnarf

To kick someone in the balls hard enough to make them vomit.

Guy 1: Dude, he just googlesnarfed that guy!

Guy 2: Did he throw up?

Guy 1: Yea!

Guy 2: LOL

Guy 1: LOL

by Maltry June 18, 2011

Googleoid

An evolved variety of the human species whose life is perfectly aligned to, and simplified by, Google.

I want to be a googleoid

Those guys are real googleoids

by LL Hady July 3, 2011

Googleoggling

The act of checking out friends pages in Google +Plus

I found her profile while I was Googleoggling

by W1ll1am!!!@# July 11, 2011

googlehump

To lust after an object or person using google as a vehicle, esp. the image function.

What was the name of that boat again? I need to go home and googlehump it.

by incredibot5000 August 20, 2011