French Speaker

A french speaker is when you shit in somebodies mouth, in which, they proceed to gargle on your shit.

"Yo, dude!.. me and here were just chilling and she let me give her a French Speaker! Shes a total freak!"

by skibidiohiosigma May 28, 2024

French Eiffel Tower

When two girls run a train on a man with dildos, one in ass one in mouth of male and women high-five as it happens.

Ya we pulled a French Eiffel Tower on Trenton last week!

by Randy the Goat January 23, 2022

french dry

A process in which you take a bath and a man then pleases you then drys you off.

"Jason got a French dry at the Holiday Inn."

by Jason Frost October 11, 2016

French Picnic

When one male licks the ass of another man.

My mouth tastes terrible this morning. I went to the Castro last night and gave way too many french picnics.

by Magic and shabam June 2, 2018

Mac French toast

When you get home in the morning after you left your girl and there's a breakfast just waiting for two of them.

I had a Mac French toast today because I was selling so much f****** candy.

by Nohandle@weather September 5, 2021

french shot dog

a shot of wine taken with a french hot dog bun

"After a long day , José took a french shot dog, and said, 'I don’t know about the French, but this wine and pan de perro are muy bueno!'"

by anonymous March 24, 2025

French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020