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Dump 'n drumpf

The act of watching oneself masturbating in front of a mirror (drumpfing) while sitting on a toilet taking a dump (dumping). This can be promoted to a super dump n drumpf if the participant is spewing forth racist rhetoric.
Jon: yesterday I totally walked in on Donny "dump n drumpfing"
Oliver: gtfo!
Jon: yeah... I'd even call it a super dump 'n drumpf on account of him screaming something about Mexican rapists
Oliver: We gotta build a wall around that shit..
by Dirty bugz August 17, 2016
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Trump dumped

When someone you've met, and have great chemistry with otherwise, finds out you voted for Trump and then is somehow immediately no longer attracted to you and won't date you, you've been Trump dumped.
Well hell, she saw one of my old Facebook postings and now I've been Trump dumped!
by mrt77876 May 31, 2018
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Data Dump

Time spent on the office toilet, scrolling through social media to avoid responsibilities. Offers a way to relax without your manager seeing.

Finished with wiping and now only swiping, a data dumper will consume gigabytes-worth of data on IG and YouTube.
Garrett spent the last hour of his shift on a data dump.
by nolandc February 14, 2020
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Renaissance Phantom Dump

Someone who leaves a big dump in an office desk drawer in retaliation for the recipient getting to work early and destroying the community restroom.
Adam blew up the first floor bathroom before work again, so tomorrow I'm going to leave him a Renaissance phantom dump to teach him a lesson.
by PColaCajun December 23, 2023
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Finna dump

Ejaculate into or onto someone or something.
This girl so hot, I'm finna dump if she let's me.
by Et08 March 12, 2023
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laying a dump at home

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.
by Anonrouge July 11, 2017
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dump bump

(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.
Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.
by cjezioro September 22, 2010
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