punch drunk 

being hit in the head many times gets u fucked up...will always stay there

tath boxer got so fucked up now hes punch drunk

punch drunk by thongworld November 11, 2006

halk drunk 

really really tired, to the point of slurred speech

She sounds halk drunk.

halk drunk by AnnaJ May 9, 2006

NC Drunk Dog 

A raw hot dog cut in half lengthwise, placed on a a hoagie roll, drenched in barbecue sause.

I ate that NC Drunk Dog and cummed in my pants

NC Drunk Dog by The Gang 08 August 14, 2009

The Drunk Factor 

The Drunk Factor should be considered when contemplating a situation or scenario and the possible outcome. This means that the scenario in hand could have been a direct result of inebriation and could have been different if not drunk. Therefore, a person should always consider the drunk factor.

Phil: Steph and I kissed last night at the party, do you think it meant anything?
Scott: I dunno bud, you have to consider The Drunk Factor

The Drunk Factor by Belfastboy January 1, 2010

Marien drunk

First of all Marien is one of the best guys that ever lived!
‎Marien drunk is step 4/5 on the intoxication scale. 1. Buzzed
2. Life of the party
3. That fuckin asshole that no one like and the person that invited them leaves the party in shame.
4. Marien drunk- the point in which and individual becomes so fucking enebriated that they actually manage to progress from stage 3 and once again become the life of the party, usually due to their ability to completely slaughter the english language, their slurring being so bad that other people in the room begin to slur just from the radiant effects of the "marien drunk", this individual has an uncanny talent at destroying a friends chance at getting laid and may at times appear to be gay, will towards the end of step four begin to look like a fucking legless amputee by their non-existant ability to walk properly.

5. Death/liver failure/ blackout.

‎​"Wow man did you see mark last night?". "Yeah man, god I love the guy 8 drinks in and he's fuckin Marien drunk, sooooo fuckin funny" "yeah but then he got to stage 4.5, and took Erica home" "eeew is that the chick with the gnome feet?" "Yup" "damn such a good run ruined"

Marien drunk by TDFATDOPW August 25, 2010

Not that drunk 

A phrase to chant when you could get a lot drunker

Punk A: "Man did you see that guy by the keg? He's so gone"

Drunk: "Not that drunk! Not that drunk!"

Punk B: "Nah man he's fine, didn't you hear him?"

Not that drunk by Bozo Hardon August 17, 2011

Near-Blackout Drunk 

When someone has more than five shots of alcohol but hasn't blacked out yet.

Dude look at Steven; he's had so much to drink so far but is only at the near-blackout drunk point.

Near-Blackout Drunk by surganyolo October 1, 2012