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Douche Move 

The "Douche Move" is a hand gesture meant to demonstrate when a friend or acquaintance does something stupid and douche-like.

Douche Move Gesture Steps:

1) Listen and wait
2) When you hear the trigger sentence coming from the douche-hole, pick which hand you`ll be using
3) Raise your hand
4) With your one hand, place it erect on top of your head. Think of a shark fin or a mohawk.
5) Proceed to wiggle your fingers

This completes the movement. If you wish to top it off, make a disgusted face. If the douche does not understand, you will leave with the smug satisfaction of an insult well played.
Jim: Man, I am such a ladies man. Like, you don't even understand because I'm too cool.

Bill: Sure, Jim. You're a real ladies man.
Jim: I mean, look at me. Who need a polar bear to break the ice when you have me.
Bill: *douche move*
Douche Move by Refused September 1, 2010

Douche Bag of the Loot Whore 

A trinket held by one person in World of Warcraft on Laughing Skull. This trinket makes you obsess out loot in game so bad that you make those around you want to stab them in the eye. Steer clear of the person holding this trinket and mute on vent to save yourself from hearing his banshee like cries for loot.
AKA Sanzol, Loganb, Amea

"I hate it when I loot"
"I've never vendored that before"
"I ice blocked 3 times in that fight"
"GUY GUYS!!!!!!"
"Horde, I'm dead" (full health)
"I'm the only jew on LS with the Douche Bag of the Loot Whore, teehee"

Douche Bag 

Almost the some a a "hoe bag" A phrase used to describe someone you don't really like
Oh god there is that douche bag!

Damn woman your a douche bag!
Douche Bag by Nicholle December 11, 2003

Douche Canoe 

When douche bags were created back in the 19th century, travelers would carry cargo fulls of this luxury. Eventually the Native Americans would start transporting these douche bags, canoes full, to the people of the United States. So the dirty vaginas of the 19th Century were be relieved by these shipments. These shipments became necessities to the "partners" of those filthy vaginas that the "partners" would be so relieved they would yell, "Hey look, its a DOUCHE CANOE!".
Person A: Man, I heard Calvin lost his job.

Person B: Really, what does he do now?
Person A: Still a Douche Canoer.

Douche Baguette 

A thin loaf of french bread that a woman inserts in her vaginal canal for purposes of enhancing her pleasure and its flavor for dinner later.
Lets eat a douche baguette for dinner tonight.

douche bag 

It could be in the form of a sack that is put inside you if your stomach and various other important transit and digestive organs go iffy haywire, you may die soon if you have one.

Or in the form of a bag connected to your bladder or shitterpipe through an anal extrusion. The muck n piss traverses into the sac but there is no ding ding so you need to check at intervals to make sure you're not leeking juices all over you cream carpet, for fun why no attatch a rubber glove.

Finally could be a pathetic small person whom has no life or interests in the wellbeing of others, you exude coarse emphatic remarks at them leaving them huffy and angry, they then go and break your personal belongings and trash their room, i.e. george bush does this after a hissy with government officials or if he doesn't get his own way manufacturing huge rubber cocks filled with oil.

E.g. I.e, par example:

Reno: how you standing man, you aint got no insides, y'all be a miracle of the science.
Pale guy: yer i had this douche bag fitted; all pumps 'n' shit i wish i could take a crap and read a magazine on the flusher but i aint got no reasons for using the can man?
Reno: oh too bad, you wanna watch me take a shit?
Pale guy: silece, long silence...... death by defication?

Kahn: Oh it feels so odd pissing inter piss bag
Rudey: Really
Shortey: ohhh it's all green and yella, you alright
Kahn: yes, if you'd excuse me gentlemen i need take a refill
Shortey: like a cup of coke refill
Kahn: get shortey, what a doofus, i need to empty all my shiz outta my nugget sack man.

Kid #1: i hate you, you douche bag. Those were my c.ds why'd you have to go take a jiz all over them.
Kid #2: oh no, that was purely coincidental i happened to let my love trumpet bugle monster slip out of bed whilst having a very intimate dream involving mummy, me and daddy.
Kid #1: you sick fuck, stop playing with your cumberland
Kid #2: hey slick, i was kiddin, not my fault i have a curly sausage. I like salty tail sap that comes out of pepperamis, is that sick? I am a douche bag.
douche bag by robby frog April 17, 2006