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The College of New Jersey 

Ugly people. Boring town. A mix of huge losers and a handful of "cool" people who think they're better than everyone else because they're not one of the huge losers. Beautiful drawings of random things can be found around campus by a girl named Grace. Everyone knows she doesn't actually draw the pictures, but it's still funny. The school consists of the following people:
1. Science nerds who study a lot
2. Engineering Majors who think they have the weight of the world on their shoulders because "I'm taking 18 credits a semester!" ..when really their labs count for 2 credits, whereas science labs count for 0 credits.
3. Sorority girls who pretend they're best friends with each other when they met two days ago.
4. Frat guys who think they're better than everyone else.
5. Athletes-HES majors
There are two on-campus ghosts.
I was walking around the BEAUTIFUL The College of New Jersey campus and heard that annoying ghost playing piano, then I ran into a overwhelmed engineering major who was freaking out for no reason.
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Boston College

Prestigous institute made up of catholic yuppie trust funders. the students pretend to be classy by popping their collars, and sporting pearls with their cable knit sweaters, while simultaneously getting retartedly wasted and acting like idiots because they're on the roofies that the BC boys put into everyones drinks. Often students can often be found wandering the dorm halls drunk and incoherent because they forgot the combination to the keypads on their door. Funniest thing is...the school isnt even in Boston. fuckers...
Boston College is incredibly overrated.

Boston College by c. mccabe December 23, 2005

oatridge college 

the oatridge college is an agricultural college in west lothian near broxburn. The attending females are without exception sluts.
jamie - "the oatridge college birds were at the pub last night"

greig - "who they shag?"

jamie "took 3 guys back with them"

greig - "christ, poor lads"
oatridge college by puntay March 27, 2009

Trinity College East 

Trinity College East is one of the best schools in Trinidad but also has the most thirsty boys ever. It may be a first choice but the school is fucked up!
"You here Trinity college East boys always running down gyal"

Naparima college 

Fear of being stupid and gay while eating a monkey’s anus discharge while smoking and catching a stroke with shiva
Oh he does go Naparima college that’s why he has viagra in his doubles

Colby College 

A small, expensive undergraduate Liberal Arts college in Maine that primarily caters to students who were rejected from Bowdoin College.
At Bowdoin-Colby hockey games, it is common to hear chants of "SAFETY SCHOOL! SAFETY SCHOOL!" coming from the fans in black and white. Colby College kids know it's true and feebly retort with digs about polar bears or ugly girls or any number of things that don't sting remotely as much.
Colby College by Fanshawe September 9, 2011

The College of New Jersey 

A college filled with people who think they attend an elite school. They ripped off Princeton's name and many currently think they are better than Rutgers and even (gasp) Princeton. This is laughable. Although TCNJ is not a bad school, the student makeup, who feel as though they are attending one of the country's most elite Universities, significantly lower the school's credibility.
The morons in the facebook group of The College of New Jersey actually think TCNJ is a better college than Princeton.

At The College of New Jersey, no one laughed when it was announced that they were all attending an elite University