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boomer zoomies

For when Boomer adults spam text message you continually because they don't have anything else going on in their lives and have no sense of time
Old no nozzle Debbie sent me 30 messages today; I'm really getting sick of her Boomer zoomies.
by ffi8gvktr May 2, 2024
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Boomerangst

A peculiar affliction found predominantly among boomers, characterized by their unyielding compulsion to toss antiquated political memes into conversations like a well-worn boomerang. Sufferers of boomerangst regurgitate the stale rhetoric of their favorite political pundits, seeking validation from a chorus of equally unproductive peers glued to political talk shows. This condition thrives in the wild habitats of social media and family dinners, where it manifests as an acute inability to engage in non-political banter, leaving a trail of eye rolls and sighs in its wake.
At Thanksgiving dinner, Uncle Mike's boomerangst was in full swing as he launched into another unsolicited meme monologue about "how things used to be," while the rest of us traded glances and braced for the inevitable political rerun.
by BoilPricker May 9, 2024
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Boomer Loop

In programming, a boomer loop (sometimes erroneously referred to as a "for loop") would look something like this:

public class urbanDictDef {

public static String boomerMethod(Object boomerloop) {

for(int i=0; i < boomerloop.length; i++) {}

}
}
intern: *stops drooling on himself* "hey Bill, how can I iterate through this array?"

bill: "use a boomer loop, dumbass."
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Boomer

an older person that can't admit or accept that they could ever make a mistake, and typically causes a catastrophe as a result.
I wish my boomer boss would just retire already and stop screwing things up.
by alternate pseudonym July 5, 2024
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Boomer

a person that can't admit or accept that they could ever make a mistake, and typically causes a catastrophe as a result.
I really wish my boomer boss would just freaking retire and stop screwing everything up.
by alternate pseudonym July 5, 2024
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boomer volume

A colloquial term used to describe the phenomenon where an individual, often of the Baby Boomer generation, consistently sets the volume excessively high when watching online videos or listening to audio content. This behaviour is typically attributed to a lack of awareness of modern audio norms or potential hearing loss associated with age.
My dad always has the TV blaring at boomer volume.
by Chuck Amen July 8, 2024
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Boober

Someone who takes no accountability for their wrongdoing, shifts blame, and faces no repercussions.
Boober stole my car and fucked it up, then treated me like an asshole.
by blacksheep04 July 8, 2024
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