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Man Miss

its when you, being a straight guy, you miss your male friend but with no homosexual feelings involved, you just man miss your friend.
guy 1: hey i miss my friend dany he went back to PR to spend the summer
guy 2: thats pretty gay dude
guy 1: of course not, i just man miss him
by sullivangdl September 23, 2009
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Rug man

A man with lots of hair on his body. He is oftin confused for a warewolf or a jew, but is simply a very hairy man. Hair oftin sticks out the sleves or collar of his shirt's and he has out of control pubic hair. the latest sighting is the Yeti an man who is simply a Rug Man but is confused for a monster. Sam thing goes for gorillas some Dark skined Rug Men are put in a cage after being confused for gorilla.

Rug Men wont take off thier shirts at the beach and oftin times are very insecure. They come in many different colors and sizes. No rug man is alike and most dont like it when you pet their hair.
"Julie omg David is such a rug man i thought he was the great white ape at first."
"My boyfriend is such a rug man he wont take his shirt off at the beach."
by pepper_moto March 15, 2010
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Man-Cannon

1.I have a huge man-cannon
2.she has a big man-cannon in her hand
3.OMG Look at his man-cannon
by urbanbastard June 10, 2009
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man filth

After my husband and I spent some "quality time" together, I had to change the sheets because they were covered with man filth.
by Memphian November 23, 2009
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Crescent Man

someone who will be there whenever you need a helping had, someone who will help from across the country, someone who will always support, someone who is utterly amazing, someone who can fix bikes, someone who will catch birds, mice and crickets and take them away
Patrick Vincent Duffy is the most amazing Crescent man ever!
by Beta Beta May 3, 2009
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dummie man

Man i heard that the dummie man got some of that fire.
by Ry-Dro July 13, 2006
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man maneuver

Any action that is typical of a man.
Like a boyfriend telling his girlfriend that she is fat, hoping this will motivate her her exersice and eat right. We all know this will drive them to 1 of 3 things, often times all.

1. hysterics
2. binge eating
3. strange cock

Frank: Steves girlfriend broke up with him, he went to the nude and spent $2,000, then, went to the bar and tooled an ugly chick.

Rizzo: Christ, what a friggin' man maneuver.
by leadthrower September 1, 2006
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