man scepter

A penis. Often used to mock the varied but ultimately uninventive array of euphemisms for cock in popular American romance novels.

Shiiiiit. I'll whip out my man scepter and we'll see who wins the fucking sword fight.

by brephophagist February 1, 2007

Muffler Man

A barber who will trim a girl's muff.

The muffler man helped trim my girlfriend's large muff.

by СукаБлять June 6, 2015

man limb

Penis; male main sexual organ; man's other extremity.

During foreplay, I like to stroke his man limb.

by Kim Bryant December 5, 2007

Man-slab

A sexually-attractive male. The word is derived from references to beautiful people as pieces of meat.

"That guy is a total man-slab."

by DeliciouslySexy January 10, 2005

Man Throbber

A man throbber is essentially just a penis.

I wanted to impress her, so I took out my man throbber, and she gasped . . . repeatedly.

by Smackdown Lane May 13, 2008

man crush

a secret crush/attractiveness/admiration a straight male feels towards another male that they may or may not admit to having (every guy has one)

my brother has a man crush on Taylor Lautner!!!!!

by meganocity July 8, 2011

Tar Man

A creature from The Return of the Living Dead a 1985 American zombie film that was followed by several sequels. The creature that crawls out of the radioactive top secret Army barrell and appears to be covered in black tar is a Tar Man.

Hey Jimmy look at that old metal barrel over there, looks like the one that Tar Man craweled out of in Return of the Living Dead.

by 80sHorrormoviesblog August 14, 2011