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suck yo mum

another way of insulting someone and to tell him to fuck off, mostly used by british people especially roadmans. i don't recomand telling this to someone outside of the uk he's prob just gonna laugh and u and bully you
guy: ayo pretty whats yo snap
girl: im not giving you my snapchat
guy: "suck yo mum"
by sheluvzslay3r July 16, 2022
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I’ll suck a cock

Usually used by twitch streamer Yourragegaming when he sees a shot that he doesn’t think someone will make usually ending in the shot being scored and no cock sucked
If Davis makes this I’ll suck a cock
by GlockfrmDeo July 26, 2021
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suck dick paradox

When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.
I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.
by mick nullen August 7, 2021
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Suck my sheep

An alternative to "Suck my dick" only funnier and does not make sense.
person1: "you're weird."
person2: "suck my sheep."
by SuckMySheep September 1, 2021
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Suck e rod

Suck dat boi rod.

“Omg did you see Snatgod last night he been getting his rod suck up “ cabbage been soaking wet 🥬
by Snatgod June 23, 2021
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suck a dick fallacy

The idea that a straight man who has sucked a dick and decided he was still straight, is straighter than a straight man who has never sucked a dick.

The term was first came up with by Minecraft YouTuber Dream on Trainwrecktv's podcast on December 18th 2020 when discussing sexuality.
by Aquila1755 August 28, 2022
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michael sucks dick

my friend michael sucks alot of dick for example yesterday i found him sucking my boyfriends dick while beating down the bobus
michael your such a dick sucker with all that cum on your face

michael: I nkew michael sucks dick
by dicksucker1234414 April 30, 2022
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