When two homosexual men engage in the act of docking while simultaneously wrapping the saggy scrotum of a third homosexual man around the two docked and throbbing penises creating a biscuit shape representing two pigs in a blanket.
“Hey, did you hear Brad and Chad were engaged in their weekly docking when brad’s creepy uncle walked in and wrapped his saggy ball sack around their fully docked penises. He called it two pigs in a blanket.”
by Trpldckng October 26, 2018
Get the Two Pigs in a Blanketmug. Similar to "Bros before hoes", this is a binding social contract among ghetto black individuals, stating that their fellow niggas will always come before pigs (the police).
Tyrone: Yo Jamal, imma bout to pick up one fine shaw-ty, can I borrow yo car and bring her home?
Jamal: Sorry, dawg. I gotta go see the cops to get ma parole hearing.
Tyrone: Cmon, man, nigs before pigs.
Jamal: Aight, just this once
Jamal: Sorry, dawg. I gotta go see the cops to get ma parole hearing.
Tyrone: Cmon, man, nigs before pigs.
Jamal: Aight, just this once
by Colder November 30, 2011
Get the Nigs Before Pigsmug. A type of boss who you loathe so much...words like: asshole, bastard, prick, shithead etc. are simply not enough and have become understatements to describe them.
They seem to favor male employees over female ones because, they talk to you and your team like you don't know much about anything to do with the job...except you yourself have been working there for 6.5 years and have been training new employees off and on since your first 6 months of employment.
They seem to favor male employees over female ones because, they talk to you and your team like you don't know much about anything to do with the job...except you yourself have been working there for 6.5 years and have been training new employees off and on since your first 6 months of employment.
Our boss, is a chauvinistic pig fucker.
Co-Worker X: Yeah, I can't stand him either however, would you mind elaborating on why you think that about him?
He speaks to female employees as though they're dumb as af and treats them like they don't know how to do their jobs. He shows very little respect for how hard we work and has yet to thank us for all we've done over the years for the establishment.
Co-worker X: Yes, now that you mention it he really is one.
Co-Worker X: Yeah, I can't stand him either however, would you mind elaborating on why you think that about him?
He speaks to female employees as though they're dumb as af and treats them like they don't know how to do their jobs. He shows very little respect for how hard we work and has yet to thank us for all we've done over the years for the establishment.
Co-worker X: Yes, now that you mention it he really is one.
by Sunny Day August 13, 2021
Get the Chauvinistic pig fuckermug. Another term for, "battery hog" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.
Man this flashlight is a real dry cell pig! I just put a new set of D cells in 20 minutes ago and they're already going to pot!
by Telephony October 8, 2018
Get the dry cell pigmug. by reaganslol January 21, 2021
Get the peppa pig is queenmug. by Blahsum January 6, 2022
Get the Arizona Pig Skinnermug. The act of a male rimming a female that is on all fours while proceeding to finger her, resembling the manner in which one would eat a guinea pig in Ecuador.
by ....that one guy January 13, 2014
Get the The Ecuadorian Guinea Pigmug.