by Jilina October 20, 2005
Genius character created by Simon Spurrier and Frazer Irving for 2000AD Megazine. One part Phillip Marlowe, one part Krusty the Clown, he is effectively the best Dredd spinoff ever.
Has a penchant for cigars and whiskey. Demonstrated when shot and asked "Is it bad?" to which he replied when he discovered his hipflask had been punctured "It's worse!"
Has a penchant for cigars and whiskey. Demonstrated when shot and asked "Is it bad?" to which he replied when he discovered his hipflask had been punctured "It's worse!"
by Snake October 01, 2005
by rikdogg September 25, 2003
1. What a man does when his penis erects into a throbbing, veiny, pulsating, kinetic hard-on, stroking the shaft repeatedly up and down with his hand until the penis barfs up massive amounts of white-nut vomit in either a clean, streaming squirt or in a gelatonous, oozing mass.
2. To make one's dick sneeze, throw up, explode, ejaculate, cough up white blood, splooge, climax, orgasm, erupt, belch, detonate, spew, or spit, possibly on another person's face.
3. A person who amounts to nothing, or should not be taken seriously.
2. To make one's dick sneeze, throw up, explode, ejaculate, cough up white blood, splooge, climax, orgasm, erupt, belch, detonate, spew, or spit, possibly on another person's face.
3. A person who amounts to nothing, or should not be taken seriously.
1. "Boy, I just watched too much Full House, I need to go jack off".
2. ".. and then she got down on her knees and I jacked off all over her face".
3. "Dude, you need to get up off of your ass and quit watching gay porn, you good for nothing jack off".
2. ".. and then she got down on her knees and I jacked off all over her face".
3. "Dude, you need to get up off of your ass and quit watching gay porn, you good for nothing jack off".
by Mr. Friscus February 02, 2010
by mrmaximize September 09, 2003
by Steaver370 September 24, 2004
someone who slowly begins to lose their mind due to utter boredom, isolation, a creative block, cabin fever or all of the above, like the dude Jack Torrance in The Shining.
by poser1212 January 28, 2011