Dad

Someone who leaves you at age 5

Dad told me hed buy a pack of cigars. Thats was 6 years ago. Did he get into a car crash?

by Hotmanass June 23, 2019

Dad

Ran away on when I was born

Me:born
Dad:runs like flash

by The person who you see November 9, 2019

Dad

404 error

Dad?

by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 5, 2021

dad

something you dont have 0-0

my dad went to go get the milk

by fewfew January 5, 2022

VIDEO GAME DAD

Rank 1 Olaf. Tyler1's idol. Best Reinhardt in the entire world. ALL DUDES LOVE HIM! If you see this bodacious man on the rift, do yourself a favour and spread your femboy cheeks early or he will do it against your will. He is immune to all forms of CC. He has also never lost a video game in his entire life.

Nerd: Omg lol I'm vs VIDEO GAME DAD off olaf
Other Nerd: counter point he is literally playing naut top

by miseelise October 1, 2023

You are dad

A simple why to tell a new father

Mom: you are dad
Dad: nice

by Theslutcum June 27, 2022

Dad

Gone

Mommy when is dad gonna be home

Mom;soon honey

13 years later still not home

by Are u suicidal May 11, 2019