a nice looking black girl who always has her hair done , got a donk and is just looking fresh to death.
by brownbearsforever February 27, 2011
by Mycharona July 05, 2009
From Wisconsin, where people know how to drink. Chasing an Irish Car Bomb with a Jager bomb. So named for its extreme difficulty, the manly prowess of those who accomplish it, and the frequent bearlike belches that accompany the feat. The taker often finds themself stepping backward and windmilling their arms ala an attacking bear.
Not for the faint of liver.
Not for the faint of liver.
Tim: Dear god man, what happened to you?
Jim: I was fighting the bear and I had a real hard blackout. Don't remember a thing.
Tim: Dude, your clothes are shredded, you stink of booze, and you're covered in blood! I think you have frostbite!
Jim: That'll happen.
Jim: I was fighting the bear and I had a real hard blackout. Don't remember a thing.
Tim: Dude, your clothes are shredded, you stink of booze, and you're covered in blood! I think you have frostbite!
Jim: That'll happen.
by bearslayer January 22, 2011
During anal sex, the receiver squeezes his anus real tight so it locks the other person's penis in place, much like a cock ring. The receiver then bends down facing through his own legs, and grabs the ball sack of the other person, and then squeezes it until the sperm comes out.
I was buttf***king my partner last night, and he/she pulled a bear trap on me when I wasn't paying attention!
by J-Fizzle 88 April 01, 2007
When you fuck a chick in the ass and stick it in her ear then get some wax on it then shove it down her throat, then she shaves her legs and puts the hair down her throat and she blows you
by FHuahqwuigaqiubf October 14, 2007
A Fictional animal created by the country of Australia to scare tourists, this national joke has extended to the point of folklore amongst aussies and is similar to the Left Handed Spanner to mechanics/tradies.
According to the story: The drop bear is similar in appearance to the Koala however it is extremely fast (much unlike the Koala) and mysterious, razor sharp claws and the unusual tendancy to drop from high trees to attack people walking under the tree. The bear then goes about decapitating/maiming the victem then disappears into the night.
This story has been used many a time to convince neive tourists, who are already convinced everything in australia wants to kill them that even the crowded city isn't safe because every tree may potentially harbor a bear.
2. The only animal Steve Irwin could not catch on request.
According to the story: The drop bear is similar in appearance to the Koala however it is extremely fast (much unlike the Koala) and mysterious, razor sharp claws and the unusual tendancy to drop from high trees to attack people walking under the tree. The bear then goes about decapitating/maiming the victem then disappears into the night.
This story has been used many a time to convince neive tourists, who are already convinced everything in australia wants to kill them that even the crowded city isn't safe because every tree may potentially harbor a bear.
2. The only animal Steve Irwin could not catch on request.
Aussie: "I wouldn't camp there if i were you mate - drop bears you see."
Tourist: "Oh no, what are they??"
Aussie: "Nasty things drop bears, worse than the snakes, spiders, sharks and sea-life put together..."
Tourist: "I don't believe you"
Aussie: "You see this scar *points at nasty scar* - that was a drop bear"
Tourist is terrified - Aussie is laughing on the inside
Tourist: "Oh no, what are they??"
Aussie: "Nasty things drop bears, worse than the snakes, spiders, sharks and sea-life put together..."
Tourist: "I don't believe you"
Aussie: "You see this scar *points at nasty scar* - that was a drop bear"
Tourist is terrified - Aussie is laughing on the inside
by JimmmyDavid February 05, 2010