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Zoinks

A sound that someone makes when they are worried.
Zoinks, that guy is eating icecream with his teeth
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Zoinked

zoink is an alternate term which is the plural form of zoinked therefore i will zoink this object or whatever you might steal is what might or will happen rather than focusing on what happened
1. "hey dud did you steal that jacket?" "yup i zoinked it" "why did you openly admit to zoinking something?" "dunno"
by litdragon99 January 6, 2021
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Zoing

Terminology from theory of knowledge that can be used to define any beverage container i.e cups, mugs, cartons
"My Zoing is filled with piping hot coffee"

"This recipe has 4 Zoings of flour!"
by Man WHORE January 20, 2021
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zooting

we zooting tomorrow night
by nigaatoes April 9, 2020
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zoinks

when your weiner farts. kind of like a queef, except for boys...
ew man it stinks, did you zoink?
by Nate M January 12, 2004
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Zoinga

I can't believe that dude was going zoinga on me.
by Compalo December 14, 2008
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Zoning

Term used by chronic masturbators, especially males, to describe drifting into a trance while masturbating, usually while gooning. The focus is generally the masturbator's own penis and the intense pleasure it is giving, to the exclusion of all other stimuli such as pornography, cyber chat etc. Usually occurs during a session of edging.
I was gooning with my wankbud and suddenly I realised I had been zoning for about ten minutes.
by Southcoast July 8, 2010
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