Zoomers

Boomers with Zip. They are baby boomers who are active, alive, going places, and doing things. They may have retired, or are about to retire, but they are healthy, fit and doing things usually associated with people a few decades younger, like cycling, kayaking and (fast-paced) hiking. Don't you dare call them seniors.

Those zoomers did a 60km cycle this past weekend!

by SummerSunshine August 15, 2019

zoomer

A person who uses the video telecommunications software Zoom.

This pandemic sure did turn so many of us into zoomers.

by Domolas October 25, 2020

Boomer Shooter Zoomer

A young person obsessed with classic FPS games such as Doom, Quake, and Duke Nukem. They often only play them because they think it makes them look cool.

¨Timmy doesn't even like Quake that much, he's just a Boomer Shooter Zoomer.

by Gasoline Drinker June 16, 2023

zoomer

(v.) When a man hangs penis out of his fly, gets an erection, and runs up and shanks a girl, ass rapes her, and runs away before being seen.

I gave Susie the zoomer last week, and she still doesn't know it was me

by The Merchant November 18, 2007

zoomer

N. A nice way of saying shit.

Nn "Hey, your dog left a zoomer in my garden."
Vb "Don't zoomer in your pants man"

by Barmann October 18, 2006

Zoner

A zipper boner.

Jill: omg do u have a boner?!
Sam: no its my zipper I swear! Its a zoner, not a boner!!

by chicken fagina September 22, 2009

zoner

It's like a boner you get in your sleep.

I woke up with a zzzzzzoner.

by turdmasterdarren February 12, 2012