Not Anymore You Don't 

The phrase you use when a person is something, but for some reason, isn't anymore.

Person 1: "I'm smart"
Math: "Not anymore you don't"

Not Anymore You Don't by Loud Dumbass November 9, 2021

I guess you don’t like me 

You just don’t know how hard I have it right now

I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.

I guess you don’t like me

I guess you don’t like me by anonymous March 12, 2022

man if you don't get yo!?!?!?!?!? 

its when you keep doing cravy suuf!!!!!!!!!!!
man get yo jfnerwkgfmnjdkgvmsk

anti amogus: hey man what yo doin 😀
man: amogus sussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
anti amogus: man if you don't get yo!?!?!?!?!? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
man: 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

man if you don't get yo!?!?!?!?!? by OWO Chicken June 26, 2022

If first you don't succeed, try, try again 

When a bitch leaves you on seen, you keep on harassing her until she finally gives in.

Trey: "Man, Stacey left me on seen. What should I do?"

Tristan: "If first you don't succeed, try, try again."

If first you don't succeed, try, try again by Private Schools February 10, 2024

This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump

See!? Look what it got me! Or conservatives in general, right?

Hym "This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump! Right Russell Brand? Now, threatening children, on the other hand, THAT ALWAYS WORKS! I created AI. I'm the CEO of the greatest multimedia corporation in the history of the world! I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived! All because of child threats!"

This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

I Hope To God That You Don't Have To Find Out Whether Or Not I Am

For your sake, Sam, I hope you don't have to find out but I'm not going to let you pretend that you pieces of shit deserve anything you go out of me and yes you had better pay it back retroactively.

Hym "I hope to God that you don't have to find out whether or not I am. The God that I don't actually believe in. The only thing they're proving here is that you wouldn't even spoken to me if someone told you not to. And if only people knew that the REASON that people are ranting to themselves in the street is that they are resisting communal mind control intented to keep them from... Doing what? Not 'murder kids.' That isn't it. Keeping them from having it too easy? This is your obtuse kike way of saying 'YoU'rE nOt BeTtEr EvErYbOdY.' Or to get them to do what? Be like the fucking rest of you? No because people aren't doing this to you. To NOT do that. To NOT be like everyone else in a very specific way that let's you pump them full of drugs (but not ones of their choosing) lord over their minds for all of eternity? Sounds like a kike-plan. That sounds like what a kike would do."

I Hope To God That You Don't Have To Find Out Whether Or Not I Am by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu

A play on “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”, with a little more specificity. Fruitcake is heavy and dense (stupid). Tiramisu is decadent, but light and perky (has it all).

He said I was being dramatic and irrational, so I told him, ‘if you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu!’

If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu by BobCheckers April 4, 2026