Yoked

Figuratively: The act of being fucked over, owned or turned down. Used in place of screwed.

Literally: Restrained, as in an ox.

A: "Man, did you see Matt at the show last night? He didn't get his tickets online and they were sold out at the door. "

"Yeah I saw him get out of line and call his mom to pick him up."

"That sucks dude, he got totally Yoked."

B: "Man that ox is so Yoked"

by Bluntman Chronchitis November 16, 2010

Yoked

To ejaculate on something.

He pulled out and yoked on her belly.

by troc August 2, 2012

yokes

Same a jokes, just sounds much cooler, and also makes you sound like you have an accent, which chicks love, or possibly a retard.

Allan:Yo man that bizzo was hot
Mike: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKES
Dan: Yokes on yokes (reversal, she was hot)

by Al Denso June 1, 2005

Yoked

To be high or drunk.

Dude 1: "Bro, I'm so yoked right now."
Dude 2: "Same here dude!"

by YatesXC27 October 13, 2009

yokes

Goodlooking thighs/ass on a woman

Wow...look at the yokes on that girl!

by beezziibabii December 24, 2013

yokels

A yokels is a rare breed of e thot and are usually found lurking in Dfoxie's stream. The sounds that come out of a yokels mouth are 5% words and 95% moans. Yokels tend to be clumsy and being oblivious to the things around her.

Wow! I just pulled a yokels!

by an00nym0usss May 18, 2019

Yoked

An italian young man that is just plain massive. His muscles are just so big and all the females are attracted to him

That guy is yoked

by ricosuave2024 February 17, 2021