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Write Wood

To get someone worked up about something that will never happen.
Preface: The party host doesn't know any girls.

Dialogue:
Party Host: We're having a party at the condo. There are going to be a lot of girls there.

Friend: Don't "write wood"! We know it's going to be all dudes.
by efdseandonww March 22, 2011
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writer's constipation

An antonym of writer's block. This phrase means having to many ideas in you mind, that you are not able to get them out in a orginsized and creative fasion.
I'm having a wicked hard time writing this story. I mean, I just have so many ideas. I think I'm suffering from writer's constipation man.
by EmeraldFire April 3, 2008
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write off

when something has gone completely wrong
last night was a write off
by izlucia April 1, 2017
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Legal Research and Writing

A crucial lawyering skill best taught at high altitudes, in the foggy mountains of East Asia, by an unremittingly cruel and forbidding sensei. The pupil should be forced to subsist only on a diet of insects and tree bark, must punch out memos until his or her fingers bleed, and must learn to live without sleep -- permanently. Whenever the pupil makes a mistake, he or she must be severely beaten with a Bluebook to the point of unconsciousness.

The training will culminate in a series of near-impossible tests, which may or may not involve the following: fighting rabid panda bears; swimming across a mighty river while carrying a boulder; interviewing pretend clients; retrieving a precious jewel from each of the 94 Federal judicial districts; dueling a demon to the death; and solving ancient riddles.
"Do NOT mess with that guy. He learned Legal Research and Writing from the legendary Chu-Han. I am so not even joking."
by Are Jonnson December 9, 2008
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Write for a large audience

When you're trying to think up of a word to define on Urban Dictionary and you see "Write for a large audience" on the new word creator page.

1. Be general
2. Write for giants
"Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information."
by LordoftheNinthCloud October 22, 2015
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Write

The art of manipulating ink to do your dirty work.
I can write whatever the fuck I want, no one can stop me with my pen and paper.
by Jon Kassab April 6, 2008
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