Filthy wrister

The manual manipulation of the female genitals by a partner with dirty hands, usually resulting in a UTI.

Her boyfriend looked so hot working on his car the other day, she let him give her a filthy wrister. Now she’s taking Cipro.

by Chris(not)Chelios March 7, 2022

firing wristers

Normally a term for taking a particular type of hockey shot, however in particular circumstances is a term for male masturbation.

Riley is so lame for not going out last night I bet he just stayed home cruising the internet and firing wristers….

by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe April 22, 2023

Limerick writer

A person who can't think of anything interesting to say in support of their argument, and is therefore reduced to criticizing other's spelling on the Internet. Doing so is the Internet debate equivalent of an Irish Limerick (a short, simple, rude poem)

Don't be a Limerick Writer; no one cares if you can spell, genius.

by BostonBestEats July 5, 2023

poison-pen writer

one who writes write-ups full of malice, slander, etc.

Poison-pen writers are an execrable lot.

by uttam maharjan December 23, 2012

Unpublished storys from independent writers online.

What you say when your parents ask you what your reading you say that your reading Unpublished storys from independent writers online.

But your really reading gay porn

Also known as (yaoi smutty fanfiction)

Mom: "hey hon, what's that your reading?"

You: "oh, I'm reading unpublished storys from independent writers online.

by RollingPotato November 15, 2017

Iowa Young Writers' Studio

a two week summer camp for "aspiring writers" but ends up with a bunch of kids sick of writing. good camp since there's a lot of free time but also bad. also question hole x silverware chute is the best ship but fucking elevator is getting in the way. it's ~lovely~ here (if you know you know). also creates a great meme page each session (session 2 2019 will forever live on bitches).

hey why are you going to iowa? i forgot that was even a state.
I'm going to the Iowa Young Writers' Studio

by thisisanotherday July 15, 2019

limitless list of co-writers

The list of writing credits on any given mainstream pop song, which contains far more names than necessary, sometimes not even including the artist who the music is attributed to. Why 8 people are required to write a song with literally the same arrangement as 99% of pop hits, we may never know.

"So this Demi Lovato song was written by Demi Lovato, Timothy Mosley, Jim Beanz, Jerome "Jroc" Harmon, Melissa Elliott, Lyrica Anderson, Nire, Garland Mosley, AND J. Angel."

"Arg, the limitless list of co-writers strikes again. I thought this was a solo artist?? When will we find someone who writes all her own music?"

by TheRealDiamond02 September 28, 2020