Wonka Chute

another term for yer bum hole

He's going down the Wonka Chute tonight

by willywonk'dya July 21, 2011

wooly wonka

The act of chewing bubblegum then spitting it into your partners vaginal hairs then eating it out.

man james does the wooly wonka perfectly. My hair hurts

by Ben D. Kowk March 11, 2011

Willy Wonka Experience

When something is significantly less than described.

Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.

He told me he was a great cook and to come over for dinner. When I got there, it was boxed mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. It was a real Willy Wonka Experience.

by SpunkMonkeyOnOn March 1, 2024

Wet Wonka

A variation of the wet Willy. When one has diarrhea and puts one's finger into it, then immediately inserts said finger into someone else's ear. After performing the Wet Wonka, one should comment that the other person "cant hear shit"

"I gave Stan such a Wet Wonka yesterday"

by PirateHookerx3 October 3, 2019

willy wonka

A bloke who has either had one or both bollocks removed, but still has a decent perfectly working knob.

Not fussed he's a willy Wonka, he's still got it going on 👍

by sazzy jo June 2, 2017

Wonka Tonka

A big titty bitch with a ugly face

Nick: Bro I fucked this female yesterday with some big ass tits but her face was ugly

Rick: You just fucked a Wonka Tonka bro

by BigzaddyR May 3, 2021

Willy Wonka Wet Dream

When someone has some insane diarrhea while they are asleep.

“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more

by Vikingwaterfall August 25, 2023