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Wisdom

Simply the name given to someone to disguise their true nature of stupidity
I named my kid Wisdom because he is retarded
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wisdomable

when something is very smart and very wisdom
“yes man show him what’s up and that you’re the alpha male”
“you’re right, thank you for your wisdomable advice”
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wisdom teeth

Those molars standing far back in your mouth – if you did not have them removed. The latter may prevent your teeth to be squeezed and complicate your flossing.

Contrary to popular belief, the word stems from a literal translation of Dutch "verstandskies", where the word "verstand" can be translated as "wisdom" but also, written as "ver-stand" as standing far (away).
I was dumb getting my wisdom teeth out.
by Paddy-Whack July 26, 2023
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Wisdomous

Someone who is very wise and elite; basically a god.
Eden is so wisdomous and gives excellent advice.
by vclrgb_02 March 6, 2023
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Pre Nut Wisdom

Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick
John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro
by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021
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Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.
*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018
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