coctail weiner

1. the name for someone's small penis
2. a colorful insult

1.Football Team: HEY LOOK AT THAT COCTAIL WEINER

2. CW: Hey Ryan do u want to hang out sometime
Ryan: Fuck off coctail weiner!

by BBBalla10 May 21, 2007

gretchen weiners

The girl from Mean Girls who says "So Fetch!"

"Omg1 you are so like gretchen weiners"

by monkey22451 May 25, 2016

weiner boobs

slang for testicles

Bobby kept teasing Suzie until she kicked him in the weiner boobs.

by pig blapper September 5, 2009

carrot weiner

When a weiner on animal becomes erect and comes out of it's hibernating position, it is usually sticky looking.

Mom look! Spot has a carrot weiner!

by Josh June 6, 2005

WEINER

A weiner is a person who SLEEPS TOO MUCH and is always watching movies all day!! Doesn't like Milk. No se calla!!!! She gets down with her alarm clock every morning!!!

Denice sanchez is a weiner from oaxaca.

by funny people August 6, 2009

Weiner Ache

Where a male is aroused by the actions or words of an abnormally hot female, and undergoes the process of erection to blue balls in a matter of seconds; abnormally fast for the average human, causing an aching sensation in the penis.

Wow, i just looked at her ass and got a weiner ache!

by Nebby the kewlest March 2, 2010

weiner ratio

The ratio of males to females at a social gathering. An unfavourable ratio inevitably leads to the dreaded sausage fest
Can be shortened to 'W.R' or 'Ratio'

(From a male perspective)

Favourable W.R: More females than males

Unfavourable W.R: More males than females.

by Figure Number Five July 11, 2005