Weiner Jacket

Someone who is absurd and/or a butt trumpet.

Tell me who my real father is, or I'll hex you, you weiner jacket.

by headasexual October 16, 2011

weinersnitzel

When a woman puts boiling water on a German mans wiener and then applies mustard and sauerkraut and digs in. Every bite she takes the man yells "OPA!!!"

woman-"oh Adolf i just wanna weinersnitzel you for din-din!"
man-"yipee-kay-yay mofo!"

by Caravan July 4, 2012

Weiner Salad

A name given for anybody that has ever had their athletic cup shattered by a ball put through a pitching machine

"Hey Chaz, did you see Weiner Salad? He asked me for this bag of ice for his nuts"

by John Marano August 30, 2006

weiner slap

the equivalent of a bitch slap, but with a fried pickle or fresh penis

Bee weiner slapped Timmy in the kitchen.

by Man-dog April 11, 2007

Weiner Eater

When a girl grinds her teeth on your weiner while giving you head.

a cheesegrater

by Chris Toast June 10, 2004

Weiner Hole

(noun); the slit found in traditional "tighty whitey" men's underwear, utilized to allow the penis to be released for urination. SYN: Weiner Slot

"I wear bikini briefs -- the kind that don't have a weiner hole."

"Weiner holes in men's underwear have gone the way of zoot suits."

"I pull down my briefs when I pee; I never use the weiner hole."

by Andru J. November 16, 2009

der weiner schlinger

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.

"Der weiner schlinger has got to go!"

by andersonland.org June 30, 2004