naggin' wagon

When your girlfriend nags you for an extended period of time.

She nagged me so long I felt like I was on the naggin' wagon.

by TheOnlyBRB July 22, 2016

hoe wagon

The vehicle a pimp drives to cart hoes around.

Aye smokey i heard the hoe wagon just pulled in to the motel 6 lets go bang some hoes

by wamuu May 11, 2016

Skin Wagon

Cowboy slang for a penis.

"I'd smoke that skin wagon".

"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".

"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"

by White_horse November 8, 2019

Choch Wagon

Similar to a regular choch but on steroids. Uber choch. As in bringing full load of choch.

"Did you see that eurotrash wannabe wearing leather pants with sungalsses in Taco Bell?"

"Yea, what a choch wagon!"

by Choch King September 12, 2012

Wagon Wiggles

A sexual position in which a males partner must pull his penis like the handle of a wagon. Once proper grip is executed, his partner is to pull him across the room while wiggling violently until proper arousal is a achieved.

My wife gave me the best Wagon Wiggles last night.

by GayJezus February 4, 2013

weenie wagon

Any pile of shit car/truck/whatever that sucked at everything and seemed to always be falling apart. For me, a 1998 S-10. Yea, the 4 cylinder. Holy shit, that thing sucked hard.

I'll just get a ride to the mall...there's no way I'm gunna be seen in the weenie wagon.

by ohshititsthecops October 12, 2009

idiot wagon

A four-wheel drive vehicle used in an urban environment.

Do you think that guy had to engage four-wheel drive to get his idiot wagon up on the footpath?

by Bogbrush July 29, 2011