gossip vulture 

A person who only befriends you to learn gossip, and then passes it on. A popular journalistic occupation, but also common elsewhere.

Emily is a real gossip vulture. I told her about Justin and she's ignored me since.

gossip vulture by John Marshall September 12, 2005

skin vulture 

the clothed individuals who 'case' a nude beach for an 'eyeful' but never remove their own gear. seen occasionally at gunnison beach, nj

those skin vultures are very often latino.

skin vulture by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

Red Box Vulture

A bum that stands next to a red box machine giving you some bullshit sob story and asks for money when all you wanted to do was a rent a couple movies without being bothered. Usually happens in medium to large city or metropolitan areas.

I went to go pick up a couple new movies from the convenience store and this damn red box vulture gave me some stupid story about him and his wife that ran out of gas down the road and was bugging me for money.

Red Box Vulture by DeeeZaam February 17, 2014

Bar Vulture 

An unattractive or down right ugly chick who hangs out till last call and then swoops down and snags a guy who's decision making skills have been altered by drinking all night. This creature will scope out the room searching for beer goggle wearing fellows who normally wouldn't give her the time of day.
She tends to strike during the end of the night when most of the good looking girls have already left for the night and guys are getting desperate for a hook-up. It is usually the next morning when the victim sobers up when he realizes he has fallen prey.

" I have to stop drinking so much, i keep waking up with BAR VULTURES."

Bar Vulture by b.o.d. June 6, 2007

culture vulture 

A person who loves art, music, movies, and dance, and all forms of culture so much that they consume whatever they find, whether or not it's any good. Like birds that scavenge by the roadside, culture-vultures feast on art wherever they find it. They will listen to Mozart in the concert hall or the punk in a club; their clothes are as likely to come from the thrift store as they are a boutique shop; they have Architecture Digest on the coffee table while they watch MTV Cribs. They consult the Oxford English Dictionary but double-check the Urban Dictionary. Culture vultures are especially good at talking about low art and culture with the same insight and intelligence as high art.

While I have always preferred the later symphonies of Beethoven to that infernal racket they play across the hall, when Liz came over, she explained that Beethoven was "giving the finger to the man" just like punk. It wasn't my first clue that she was a culture-vulture. On our second date, she wanted to show me some graffiti across the street from the museum where we saw the Surrealist drawings. We stopped to get a hot dog but she insisted on putting her own Dijon mustard on it, which she pulled out of her knockoff Gucci bag as though it were no big deal. Culture vulture, indeed!

culture vulture by pseudo-nympho November 13, 2013

Turtle Vulture 

Creature takes that takes shelter in someone's closet that plays Xbox all day, and gives up eggs every month for rent.
When frightened it uses it's beak to peck away at the unsuspecting victim.

Dude 1: Don't go in my closet the turtle vulture will get you.
Dude 2: WTF is a turtle vulture?
Dude 1: Go in the closet and find out.
Dude 2: *Opens closet door* "Holy shit, it's pecking my eyes out!"
Dude 1: Curiosity killed the cat.

Turtle Vulture by Xplode44 June 29, 2011

dirty vulture 

As a man is climaxing in a pregnant girl, he pulls out, cuts open her stomach, eats the baby, then shits on her chest. The Dirty Vulture.

I hear Kennon had himself a nice Dirty Vulture last night.

dirty vulture by 5ly1 December 18, 2012