blue veined home wrecker

When a guy brags about how his dick has wrecked several marriages.
Shure, she's married but she can't resist my blue veined home wrecker.
by Michael J. Healey October 05, 2009
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blue veined custard chucker

a large hard veiny cock that chucks custard
Russll M: Hey Gav can i please taste your blue veined custard chucker?

Gav: Waaaahaaaaay!!!
by wallago September 27, 2009
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blue veined tube steak

Tina: Gosh Darren, your blue veined tube steak sure looks tasty. Can you put it in my mouth please

Darren: ok
by Mean-as Dude February 10, 2018
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main vein pain train

An event which occurs when one woman is with five men at the same time. One in the pink, one in the stink, one in the mouth, and one in each hand.
Did you see Jessica go off with those five guys last night? She must have ridden the main vein pain train!
by Job Skywalker September 05, 2011
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purple vein diamond cutter

The description of the hardest erection one has ever had.
She is so good looking she gave me a purple vein diamond cutter.
by cravinbob December 14, 2010
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james fired his purple veined custard flinger in jane,s face, and she swallowed every drop of his stale man fat.
by twisted mo fo May 09, 2010
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