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vasocongestion

The swelling of the testicles and the back up of blood withing the scrotu caused by a back up due to lack of orgasm.

The blue tint of the scrotum is caused by the blood in the scrotum lacking oxygen. Hince the misleading term "Blue Balls". The testicles do swell up 50 percent of the size. Pain is similar to being kicked in the testicles.
When vasocongestion "Blue Balls" happened to Hue G. Rection, testicles increased 50% in size and oxygenless blood filled the scrotum. Leaving him in a dull pain similar to being kicked in the testicles.
by DagoVirtuoso September 29, 2005
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Glove Fulla Vaseline

Mentioned in John Steinbeck's Novel, Of Mice and Men The Passage states "You seen that glove on his left hand?"
"Yeah. Seen it."
"Well, that glove's fulla vaseline."
"Vaseline? What the hell for?"
"Well, I tell ya what - Curley says he's keepin' that hand soft for his wife."
"That's a dirty thing to tell around," he said."
Which has disturbed me since 9th grade and I couldn't get it out of my head!
Meaning keeping your hand soft for some kind of sexual pleasure one can only assume.
If I needed a smooth hand to do it right, I'd have a "Glove Fulla Vaseline", baby!
by Chanel B September 28, 2008
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Vasishta

A hot, sexy, Indian guy who usually wears glasses and has the best sense of style. He can be super awesome and lovable at times, then can get kind of awkward, but always fixes it in the end. He also gets all the girls with his charming good looks and his big muscles.
Dude, that Vasishta is so much better than that one other dude, go for him.
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Vasco

That vasco got a big one
by Dom luis VIII January 4, 2019
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Vasili

Vasili is a famous greek name and is usually found roaming the beaches like a gorilla. He is very strong and muscular, and flexes his muscles whenever he sees fit. he likes to ejaculatet.
vasili is so strong and he is a dangerous man
by kjwhdfsjhcbdemns May 24, 2021
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Jhonen Vasquez

Jhonen C. Vasquez, Tallented artist cursed with piece of shit fans.
OMG leik jonen, is my god! lol!!!!!!!
by Legato Grey January 3, 2005
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Vassie

A beta male who would rather watch "The Bachelor" with his girlfriend on a Friday night than have a few cold brews with the mates.
Would you like to come for a drink tonight? Sorry... I am Vassie!
by Ed Dick February 28, 2019
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