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undercover time machine

Really poor sex act that seems like it goes on forever, but secretly it's only about 30 seconds or so...
Unfortunately, despite my hopes, he was an Undercover Time Machine in bed...
by BK516 October 5, 2017
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underbove

when trying to give a location to an object that someone's trying to find, but without being exactly sure on its location. Such as a tv remote
Hey guy have you seen the remote i gotta catch a show. Did you check underbove the couch?
by starsky88 November 6, 2010
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underbreastimate

the act of underestimating the size of your boobs when trying on clothes
Girl: "I saw this really cute shirt and it looked like it would fit perfectly, but my boobs were practically popping out. I underbreastimated big-time"
by thatsdebateable2014 November 27, 2011
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Undercooked Coon

Used to define a white person from a colored person's perspective.
Look at that undercooked coon over there.

Yo Lemontrae, did you see that undercooked coon over there.

Who Sarah? Don't worry, just another undercooked coon.
by DaRealesCoon February 14, 2017
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active undercarriage rust protection

Marketing-speak for a chronic oil leak on your automobile - generally one that takes more effort to fix than the car is worth. Comes standard on most General Motors products since the early 60s, as well as Saab 900 series.
Click: Dude have you seen that grease spot on your inner fender?
Clack: Oh don't worry about it, that's just active undercarriage rust protection. Paid extra for it. I think.
by Buick Roadmaster June 5, 2011
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undercarriage

Very simple. This is your pet's fucking stomach.
Kitty loves it when you scratch her undercarriage.
by Shagmelon April 16, 2011
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Undercover Pimp

A man who by all outward apperance is a square guy but really is one of the most down hard on a bitch motherfuckers you could imagine. An undercover pimp is one that may work a regular job (usually a very high paying one), not do drugs, and wouldn't consider pimping the everday street hooker or stripper because they would never make him the cash that he desires. This man pimps w his mind and doesn't need flashy clothes and Jewelery. He also never pays for pussy cause he dont need to because, well he's a pimp.
Example 1
Hoe: "Look at that pussy nerd lookin dude, he probaly don't ever get no girls cause he looks like a weak unconfident, pushover...hey honey you wanna have some fun?!?!?

Undercoverpimp: How Much

Hoe: $100

Undercover Pimp: (slaps the Hoe)..Bitch, you in violation. Give me your money and go get me some more bitches that got some money

Hoe: OK

Example 2
Potential Employer: Well there is nothing on this resume that says anything that remotely qualifies you for this job. I am afraid we will have to move foward with more qualified applicants.

Undercover Pimp: But I am an Undercover Pimp ya dig, don't worry about the resume and lets start gettin that money.

Potential Employer: Welcome aboard Partner. Lets start the paperwork.
by crispyrice August 14, 2010
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