garden tool

the H word,ya mama if she have 3 or more baby daddys

hoe,skank,slut

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

toolmaker

turning someone into a slave for your benefit. they control your actions, and give you limited freedom. the slaves of the toolmaker are referred to as tools.

ola was a toolmaker, and had several tools under her command.
your under the toolmakers command you moron.

by kool kids klan February 19, 2008

cool out with your tool out

1.To masturbate(if you are a guy) and/or to just sit down and relax with your penis portruding out of your pants.

2.To go out with someone and/or to go somewhere with the intention of having sex.

Syn: hang out with your wang out

1. I was so bored and tired when I got home from work, so I got out my girly magazines and proceeded to cool out with my tool out.

2a. After scoring this one hot chick at the party, I went to go cool out with my tool out with her.

2b. Since I am so bored and horny today, I'm going to go to the local brothel and cool out with my tool out.

by Mark H July 22, 2004

Tool Bagel

One who is so toolish they deserve their own fail word.

Wow look at that guy get throwknifed, what a tool bagel!

by S3ANR4D July 27, 2010

Tool

Almost synonymous to douche bag; the type of person that likes to show off their physique in public; wears athletic clothing in the dead of Winter (Basketball shorts with long black socks); laughs at their own non-hilarious jokes; under the false assumption that they are perfect; whines like a spoiled 5-year-old when something doesn't go their way

"Ben is such a tool in the morning when he thinks it's cool to choke people and throw them into the wall."

"Ben laughs like a walrus when he thinks his own jokes are funny."

"Ryan always sounds like he's on Oprah when complaining in Chemistry."

by mattyjoe28 March 31, 2010

tool

Contrary to what many people (usually tools) think, being a tool has nothing to do with being easily manipulated. Those people are simply "suckers". In fact, tools often take life too seriously, and therefore try too hard to manipulate others and to win everything, but always playing by the rules of society. Intellectual pursuits are not of any interest to a tool, and people who are interested in them are "stuck-up" or "faggy". A tool just likes to have a few beers, watch and talk about sports constantly, and refer to women as "sluts" and themselves "players". Tools are usually borderline retarded, but hide it well because they have the uncanny ability to conform almost perfectly to social norms.
If a movie, or song becomes popular in society, the tool will quickly adapt said movie or song as one of their favorites (see Lil' Jon, Souljah Boy, Boondock Saints). Their "social commentary" is often crudely taken from the last episode of South Park.

A tool can usually be spotted wearing a backwards baseball cap and athletic attire, playing beer pong at any large, obnoxious party where loud mainstream rap music is played.

"Whoaaaaaaaaa, party foul bro! What a fag!"

"Wow, that guy is such a tool."

by Todd Clemens January 12, 2009

Toolbag

A crossbreed between a tool and a douchebag. A toolbag would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Nickleback, like a douchebag would. They would also like Kid Rock, like both a tool and a douchebag would. Toolbag can also refer to someone who is beyond being just a tool.

That guy is totally a toolbag. He looks just like he got back from a Kid Rock concert.

by D Goody November 26, 2009