A person or the act of one upping. For example " I saw a train crash the other day! " "oh yeah? I saw 2 trains crash one time! Talk about incredible!" The person claiming the 2 trains crash is a "two trainer". His act of telling the story is "two training"
Ken always two trains me. Every time I tell a story, he's done it better or seen it done more amazingly .
by Bliss savage February 28, 2014
Get the Two Train mug.Shawna was so pleased when Nick pulled out to cum, shot some in her mouth, and stuffed his cock back in her pussy for the rest. She happily exclaimed "I love goo in two - great aim!"
by MarkMakers December 1, 2018
Get the goo in two mug.Finger blasting. Double clicking the mouse. Gettin' your rocks off. Or just fool on fooling around.
Two in the canoe acurately describes two fingers stimulating a vagina... Whether it be mutual play or self pleasure.
Disclaimer: Not just for Canadian pleasure.
Two in the canoe acurately describes two fingers stimulating a vagina... Whether it be mutual play or self pleasure.
Disclaimer: Not just for Canadian pleasure.
How'd your night go last night?
"Oh man, there was two in the canoe and it was a god damned dream come true!!"
"Oh man, there was two in the canoe and it was a god damned dream come true!!"
by Kdavi934 May 16, 2016
Get the two in the canoe mug.A person who is widely known for consistently one-upping someone else during the course of conversation. It sounds like they are just trying to be conversational, but they are really bragging about how whatever you've done or have, they've done/have it more, better, grander, with cooler people, etc.
A: "I have a cat".
B: "Cool, I have two cats".
A: "I have a cat".
B: "Cool, I have two cats".
That guy, Ted, is such a two-catter.
I was telling a story and got two-catted by Ted again.
It was a good evening, but Ted kept two-catting everyone.
I was telling a story and got two-catted by Ted again.
It was a good evening, but Ted kept two-catting everyone.
by JakeHK December 16, 2019
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Get the two trucks mug.A term used to describe a type Ska music. Also the name of a now defunct label started and run by Jerry Dammers of The Specials.
by FlawlessCowboy August 5, 2005
Get the two-tone mug.The black and white checkered pattern, the symbol for ska music (if you really want to go into it, it represents racial equality) also "2 tone"
by kelita September 2, 2004
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