by Panasonic709 April 21, 2009

a person who is impaired.
Result of alcohol or mental retardation or just plain stupid. Or a individual who makes a mistake that no normal person could have.
Twister refers to the action of opening a beer or alcohol bottle.
Result of alcohol or mental retardation or just plain stupid. Or a individual who makes a mistake that no normal person could have.
Twister refers to the action of opening a beer or alcohol bottle.
(A homeless man pissing in a mail box) Passer by "Hey looks like Buddy's on bit of a Twister)
(A person while eating, stabs themself, in the face with the fork.) "Are you on some kind, of a fuckin Twister"
(A person while eating, stabs themself, in the face with the fork.) "Are you on some kind, of a fuckin Twister"
by BeckBand August 19, 2007

by the cheat February 19, 2003

by Sean McDermott January 22, 2004

a person who hears what they want from a conversation and twists those pieces into something that benefits their own good, point of view. in the worst case scenario this person will twist your words into a way to win at a game they otherwise would lose at.
That word twister i work with is always ease dropping on my conversations and starting trouble with my co-workers.
by pet store worker August 20, 2008

A really shit (and unfortunately, the only) nightclub in Howth. Misguided individuals ofttimes mistakenly refer to this dump using the appellation "K2". It is also the name of a vampire-infested shithole bar that featured in the film "From dusk till dawn"
person 1: aah shit man! It's closing time, and I'm not arse-over-tit drunk yet!
person 2: Ah fuck; only one thing we can do; hit the titty twister...
person 1: Fuck that, I'm going home.
person 2: Ah fuck; only one thing we can do; hit the titty twister...
person 1: Fuck that, I'm going home.
by dahnor October 27, 2004

particularly unappealing provider of sexual favors.Very aggressive and rough.A hard and unmerciful sexual partner,possibly addicted to crack.The missle twister has had many before you.Most men are not ready to learn what the missle twister has to to teach them until they have spent time in prison.
by Sugabur August 12, 2005
