Drunk Tweet

The act of putting ridiculous ideas on twitter due to intoxication.

Pam tweeted really weird things last night.

Don't worry it was only Drunk Tweet

by PG96 December 27, 2011

workout tweet

a thing a person, usually a fat / known for being lazy person would post on their wall.
They'll be all like today's workout was soo hard. or
Back from a load of work outs from my gym. (backyard)

Wall Post
Jane:WOW todays workouts was really hard!!! haha lol
Fonda: *in my mind* wow seriously who gives a fuck. noone cares for your workout tweets.

by CatSheman October 18, 2010

Shatner tweet

Total social media overkill. When you write a tweet on Twitter, and use so many hashtags, it reads in the halting, choppy way William Shatner speaks. Example: " #Free #today #books you will #love #amwriting #paranormal #romance but with a #happyending."

I hate reading that dude's tweets. He uses too many hashtags. If I get another Shatner tweet like that, I'll unfollow him.

by LizLibertine March 27, 2012

Tweet Heap

An excessive amount of messages waiting for you when you log on to Twitter that you feel obligated to read.

I just got out of a long meeting, and now I've got a big assed tweet heap to go through.

by kenrg March 20, 2009

Banger Tweet

Ranboo

person 1: that's a banger Tweet
person 2; no that's @Ranboo

by HerobrineKinnie420 October 12, 2020

tweet dream

Dreaming of being retweeted by a celebrity.

Oh man... last night I had a tweet dream in which Kim Kardashian retweeted a tweet of my own... what a wet dream!

by rperazag July 27, 2010

robo-tweet

Automatic direct messages (DM's) used by Twitter users. Often used to send a DM to new followers, or as auto-replies when on vacation.

Ellen was all jazzed and shit to get a DM from THE_REAL_SHAQ, but it was just a robo-tweet.

by jt_urban January 12, 2009