A sex-act in which the woman, kneeling on all fours, gives the man a hand job while he rests his feet on her, as if she were an ottoman.
Mable, I've had a horrible day at the shoe factory, why dont you come to the couch and give me a nice Turkish Ottoman
by Zerocd March 3, 2007
Get the Turkish Ottomanmug. A process where something is constantly being rebuilt and added onto, often with no regards to design or structure.
This is based on turkish tax laws about housing in Turkey, which allow for tax deductions based for additions or remodeling of housing.
This is based on turkish tax laws about housing in Turkey, which allow for tax deductions based for additions or remodeling of housing.
by Ernest Salazar July 16, 2008
Get the turkish housingmug. by JGunther February 18, 2007
Get the turkish helmetmug. When involved in a 3, or indeed, 4-some the 2 men using the vagina and ass holes maybe find their testicle banging together, this is know as Turkish Conkers
Me and a mate banging this bird the other night, me in the ass and him in the pussy, we had a great game of Turkish Conkers!!
by the xor March 30, 2009
Get the Turkish Conkersmug. turkish girls are honesty the sexiest and most beautiful people out there they are so natural they got sexy hair long short medium doesn’t matter they are so sexy they got the nice ass and tits they can dance nice got a good body get yourself a beautiful turkish girl they also have sexy eyes
by stfubro December 20, 2022
Get the turkish girlsmug. by The Showstopper on your mom May 21, 2009
Get the Turkish Cauldronmug. When you bust a fat nut on your chest and use a shirt to wipe it up and accidentally wear said shirt the next day.
Fred: “Whoa, Carl, looks like you’ve got a Turkish Poncho”
Carl: (Blushing, embarrassed) “It’s icing I swear”
Carl: (Blushing, embarrassed) “It’s icing I swear”
by Inka Diplo January 23, 2018
Get the turkish ponchomug.