tonginism

having an Asian buy you Chinese food for a lifetime and gives you a special one-ton wanton

"Hey man, what's up?!" "Nothing much, you?" "Oh nothing really, just converted to tonginism."

by J1T_ May 16, 2016

tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

tungane

A poo hole that sits down and smells like shit

Is that tungane you smell

by Booooooty135 January 3, 2017

Tugging on the Taffy

To masturbate, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, whipping your penis.

A friend asks: What you do last night, Oh just set at home tugging on the Taffy.

by cih7250 July 7, 2017

Tungentisms

A person who has a severe case of the tisms.

Friend: *being a dickhead*
You: Mate you have the tungentisms

by Tungaa August 6, 2018

Tinging

When you text lyrics to a song, like you’re singing on text

I was tinging the song Thank u, next to my friend Nick.

by queen boss b December 24, 2018

tungi

Is the worlds sweetest dog. Big and lumbering, chunky and a little bumbling. A Tungi will generally be a boy and is a little bit slow to move. A loyal and loving dog who adores love and cuddles; thinks he is small enough for lap cuddles! Tungi will love food almost as much as love. He is greedy and a complete rubbish bin for leftovers. He will not steal though. A Tungi will always wait to be offered treats. A Tungi will not jump up, will always give you his paw and will be the most polite puppy dog you ever meet. This is a Tungi dog when they’re grown. A Tungi puppy.... naughty, greedy, will leave you feeling ready to kill. If you can get past the puppy stage a Tungi is totally worth every second.

“I want a furever companion”
“You need a Tungi”

That beautiful chocolate Labrador over there is clearly a Tungi.

by Tiggs39 February 4, 2020