Tomple

- Adjective
Trampled or Crowded, Jumbled Up

Example 1: “I ‘tompled’ over the dog because i didn’t see him.”
Example 2: “He needs braces, his teeth are so ‘tompled.’”

by itsmax December 17, 2021

Tortless

The absence of tort; a commonly misheard phrase during a Goku quote

“you ruthless, tortless, bastard!”

by Pogmanplayz November 12, 2022

pork torpedo

another way to say penis, dick, schlong

suzie loves eating pork torpedo and can't get enough of it

by fry1077 December 11, 2010

chocolate torpedo

When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.

Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.

by Stushkushnpuss April 17, 2016

spitfire torpedo

Using saliva as sexual lubrication right after eating spicy food.

In the heat of the moment, I forgot I'd just eaten a bunch of jalapeno peppers and when I put some spit on my cock for lube I accidentally gave her the spitfire torpedo. Good thing she's into pain.

by Kehvie Metaal May 18, 2016

spitfire torpedo

an alternate definition is when you are giving cunnalingus to your partner and right as she starts to orgasm you spit on the head of your penis and immediately thrust inside her and instantly blow your wad.

I was really tired last night but Louise was super horny so I gave her a Spitfire Torpedo. 10 minutes later she was asleep and I was watching SportsCenter.

by Alfred N May 18, 2016

tropical torpedo

Very tan adult person with an erection.

If it doesn't put the sun tan lotion on it's skin, it will get the tropical torpedo again.

by Terricuda August 3, 2017